an editor's holiday wish

I like this holiday wish from Adventures in Editing:

May all wordsmiths be blessed with inspiration to craft stories of peace, understanding, and growth,

May all word mechanics and book doctors be blessed with discipline and insight to perfect those stories and let the authors’ voices sing,

And may all readers be blessed with open minds and imaginations to allow themselves to journey to beautiful realms full of possibilities and the promise of new life.

They Used to Laugh and Call Him Names…

Then one foggy Christmas eve
Santa came to say,
“Rudolph with your nose so bright,
won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?”

Then all the reindeer loved him.
(typical fair-weather friends)
Now that he was Santa’s favorite,
they figured they should make amends!

Rudolph rebuffed their hollow praise
as he jutted out his blinkin’ beak.
“Before Santa saw what I had in me,
you all said I was a freak!”

“What you had in you?” they replied.
“You mean what you had on you, right?
You think you’re something special,
just ’cause you got a nasal light?”

Now all the reindeer joined in,
and they shouted out with glee,
You arrogant red-nosed mutant
Now you’re really history!

(But I guess Rudolph was ready for them.)

It's that time again.

With people falling into the familiar annual complaint about the secularization of Christmas, the commercialization of Christmas, etc., it’s time to promote my favorite Christmas program:

"I, Pencil" turns 50



FEE has a new edition of Leonard Read’s “I, Pencil” available for download.

The new version features an introduction by FEE president Lawrence Reed:

Eloquent. Extraordinary. Timeless. Paradigm-shifting. Classic. Half a century after it first appeared, Leonard Read’s “I, Pencil” still evokes such adjectives of praise. Rightfully so, for this little essay opens eyes and minds among people of all ages. Many first-time readers never see the world quite the same again.

Download the PDF or read the online version here.

using words to mean their opposite

I share this with you just so I can know I’m not the only one who’s gritting his teeth over it:

Why is it called a "club sandwich"?

When I was a kid, I learned not to ask too many questions. The most polite answer I could usually expect was, Look it up!

Man, how I hated that answer.

Now I wish I had taken it seriously and bothered to learn to use dictionaries, encyclopedias, and other reference books. As it was, I never did become any good with any of those things, and had some of my curiosity stomped down.

But now I look everything up, because there’s so much information available online, if not via Google, then via one of the online references I use professionally. Now I find myself in the position of at least thinking, Why don’t you just look it up? whenever someone asks a certain kind of question. I’m referring to adults. Not everyone has developed the look-it-up reflex. We didn’t grow up with it.

I wonder if my son will have a hard time imagining a time before you could so easily look everything up.

My wife brought home a club sandwich for my lunch. I had never heard of a club sandwich before freshman year in college, when all my friends seemed to order it at the diner we went to regularly. I’ve wondered for the past 20-odd years why cold poultry slices with bacon (or sometimes ham) stacked between 2 or 3 slices of toasted bread should be called a “club.” Today is the first time it occurred to me that I could just look it up:

History of Club Sandwich

pop quiz

How is this different from what the Fed does?

(That’s not a rhetorical question: it’s more similar than different, but there is, I believe, an important practical difference, if not an ethical one. Hint: think Cantillon effects.)

Cox & Forkum

Black Bloke points out that the “generation graft” cartoon is from Fox & Forkum.

Their featured cartoon today is great:

generation graft

via Tim Swanson

Henry Ford on the bailout

“Let them fail; let everybody fail! I made my fortune when I had nothing to start with, by myself and my own ideas. Let other people do the same thing. If I lose everything in the collapse of our financial structure, I will start in at the beginning and build it up again.” – Henry Ford on government bailouts, February 11, 1934

via Dustin Anderson

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