not church, but …

“I asked at the desk of my hotel if there were any churches nearby. The clerk responded that there weren’t but that there was an In-N-Out Burger if I liked burgers. I thought back to the one time I’ve had In-N-Out, and it was definitely an experience that brought me closer to God. I later learned that she probably thought I meant Church’s Chicken restaurants, which diminishes the quality of the story somewhat.”

– Art Carden, “The Majesty of the Law: TSA Edition”