Why aren’t you in school?
May 21st, 2007 by 
bkmarcus
What do homeschool parents and children say when pro-schooling busybodies ask those imposing questions?
News from Hawkhill Acres offers some candidate answers.
(via Po Moyemu)
Here’s my favorite set:
- Q. Why aren’t you in school?
- A. Why aren’t you in therapy?
- A. Why would you ask?
- A. I’m still contagious.
- A. If I can’t take my gun, I’m not gonna go.
- A. Head lice.
- A. My religion lets me marry at 9 and I’m on my honeymoon.
- A. Leprosy
- A. Psychiatrist appointment.
- A. I had to see my parole officer.
- A. Court date.
- A. My parents refuse to make me go to a place where I’m cooped up for six hours with 22 other kids my own age and completely separated from both the real world and the people who love me the most.
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